Killing the Villain “L”
Quite a villain the villain “L” has become!
I’m tied to the tracks without much time.
The train’s due and the poem’s not done.
Dudley was so sure I could save this one,
so Snidely wouldn’t have any lines.
Quite a villain the villain “L” has become!
The rules alone should have made me run,
instead I’ve been roped into more bad rhymes.
The train’s due and the poem’s not done.
What inspiration can lift me from
these iron tracks of repeated crimes?
Quite a villain the villain “L” has become!
Some misguided muse thought this would be fun--
one who never lost sleep over dead lines.
one who never lost sleep over dead lines.
The train’s due and the poem’s not done.
A whistle blows like a screaming nun,
“Hell waits for those who don’t revise.”
Quite a villain the villain “L” has become,
hit by a train but it’s finally done!